fuckisonyobiscuit:

Rihanna sneaking into the United States

aquus:

before you have sex with me you have to earn it

take these two potatoes and this goat and bring them to the river valley where you will meet an old gypsy named madam zeroni. carry madam zeroni back up the mountain on your back and allow her to drink from the stream while you sing for her. she will give you a necklace of beads. return them to me to complete the quest.

beyoncespenis:

h0odrich:

I’m gonna make a calendar so I can sell it and pay my tuition

FILL MY ASS WITH YOUR SEMEN AND I’LL SINGLE HANDEDLY PAY FOR YOUR TUITION LET ME LICK YOUR ASSHOLE 

itsvondell:

pharrell has a portrait of himself hidden in his attic that is aging at the rate he would be aging

fagmobs:

Show your spontaneous side by giving him oral while he’s driving. Add a surprising twist by yanking the steering wheel and crashing into oncoming traffic.

receptiveapprehension:

Erykah Badu & Janelle Monáe Introduce 2013 Billboard Icon Award Honoree: Prince

maclonna:

twinkxmonsoon:

veiny arms belong in my butt<3

kawaiiest-bitch:

_{Madonna making will.i.am hold her shit}

when will slavery end?

yesimbeyonce:

me at your funeral

anacondom:

this is sucriya. she accessorizes her catholic school uniform with a different scarf every day, which every teacher writes her up for. when my principal walked up to her and pointed to her scarf and said “what’s this?” she said 

“sister, that’s fashion”

and just walked away

nostalgiaultra:

We live in a time where anyone can see my face from anywhere on the planet with an internet connection that’s beautiful, I’m beautiful.

beyoncespenis:

nerdfacekillah:

OH MY FUCKING GOD

OMG, SHE’S BACK. ARTPOP 2013

is this what heaven looks like